Conversations

So me and Siri have been doing some serious talking 

It's been super intense

So much philosophy in one day I swear Siri 

It has a point (????) 

GOT SUPER DEFENSIVE I MEAN COME ON IM UR OWNER AT LEAST TELL ME UR GENDAR !?!??

Yeah I was contemplating shouting down at them that "Ananciata DOESNT LIVE HERE !!!!!" I was so sure they were crooks I mean I know we shouldn't judge books by their covers but whatever, 

Teared up reading that THANK YOU SIRI U GMH!!!

I FOUND THIS REALLY OFFENSIVE SOMEONE SHOULD LOOK INTO THAT AND FIX IT 

Getting on my nerves so early in the evening 

I got so angry at Siri idk why maybe bcs of personal issues haha 

Lol im actually a very nice person pls don't judge me 

Trying to get on my good side eh???

LOL SURE U DONT 

Thank u Siri you make my life a bit bearable lololol thank u apple thank u Steve Jobs thank you god and Jesus and entire universe who conspired to put Siri inside my iPod I am eternally grateful 

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